{"id":6896,"date":"2016-12-03T20:10:32","date_gmt":"2016-12-04T01:10:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/social.rollins.edu\/wpsites\/letters\/?p=6896"},"modified":"2019-07-17T17:19:28","modified_gmt":"2019-07-17T17:19:28","slug":"concepts-a-cardboard-love-nest-oxygenated-blood-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.rollins.edu\/letters\/2016\/12\/03\/concepts-a-cardboard-love-nest-oxygenated-blood-home\/","title":{"rendered":"Concepts: A Cardboard Love Nest; Oxygenated Blood; Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"direction: ltr\">Home: it&#8217;s&nbsp;so close. England has been a beautiful, life-changing experience that I wouldn&#8217;t trade for the world, but sometimes I wake up in the morning, cold, my pillow uncomfortably damp from the generalized moisture I&#8217;ve found to be so common in this country, and just feeling&#8230; a little bit done.<\/p>\n<p style=\"direction: ltr\">Yeah, part of that whole waking up exhausted thing is probably from the sleep apnea I&#8217;ve somehow managed to develop this term, but the point still holds. It&#8217;s December, it&#8217;s officially the Christmas season, and I can feel my bed &#8211; not this sheetless dorm bed, but my real bed with Nicolas Cage pillow cases and plaid blankets at home &#8211; calling to me like a dog howling for its human. Soon I shall answer that call, and I shall sleep.<\/p>\n<p style=\"direction: ltr\">There&#8217;s still so much work to be done, though. After a semester of craving a purpose for my work-driven life, all the assignments have hit at once. I&#8217;m so glad to feel like I have a real reason to be awake aside from going on Tumblr, but right now, three papers, one take-home exam, and a couple of small essays are what&#8217;s standing between me and peace. One of my classes is being graded entirely on one 4,000-word paper, which is fine because who needs a good GPA for anything, really? Not me, for I surely intend on dragging down my significant other&nbsp;with my lowered&nbsp;GPA and corresponding unemployability until we&#8217;re both living in a cardboard box outside of an Albertson&#8217;s located somewhere in the Midwest.<\/p>\n<p style=\"direction: ltr\">Dramatic, yes, but I feel like I need to be spending more time on this paper than on performing basic human functions like sleeping or eating, or watching Kate McKinnon&#8217;s SNL sketches.<\/p>\n<p style=\"direction: ltr\">My break time is up, so I&#8217;ve got to get back to writing essays off of prompts that are somehow both specific and vague while mentally screaming, &#8220;SPRING 2017 COME THROUGH.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Home: it&#8217;s&nbsp;so close. England has been a beautiful, life-changing experience that I wouldn&#8217;t trade for the world, but sometimes I wake up in the morning, cold, my pillow uncomfortably damp from the generalized moisture I&#8217;ve found to be so common in this country, and just feeling&#8230; a little bit done. Yeah, part of that whole&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":478,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lancaster"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.rollins.edu\/letters\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.rollins.edu\/letters\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.rollins.edu\/letters\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.rollins.edu\/letters\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/478"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.rollins.edu\/letters\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6896"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.rollins.edu\/letters\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6896\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15698,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.rollins.edu\/letters\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6896\/revisions\/15698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.rollins.edu\/letters\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.rollins.edu\/letters\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.rollins.edu\/letters\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}